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aku suka lagu Papa Jahat. tapi radio keta aku rosak.
aku suka jugak lagu Akon - Smack That. memula aku ingat nih lagu local artist.

nih la bumbung umah yang aku stalk five days a week tu.
gambar di ambil from parking space kat opis. lake view lagi.

Things that’ve changed since the picture was taken:
1. Hidung Shafiq makin besar. I noticed he likes to korek hidung more often these days.
2. My complexion changed from normal(like in the picture) to oily. It’s that Benefit Foundation Faker fault.
3. See that bag’s strap on my left shoulder? I bought a new bag and throw that one away.
4. Yeah I know this entry is pointless but I enjoy posting up this picture.

HomaiGod I’m so busy with work.

A good thing that I start my day with the sight of my new eye-candy. Before breakfast lagi dah bersih mate aku. Much better news, I’m in the same office with the subject starting today and 6 months onwards. Hihik.

I’m putting on weight (yawn so what’s new?) so this weekend I’m going hiking at FRIM. Yeyehhh!!

Jom la main tennis bebile?

“Satu…bulat. Satu…bulaatt. Satuu…”.

Teka ape itu?

Wa bengang sama wa punya Dr.
Tiap kali wa jumpa dia, sure dia cakap wa berat.
Wa tertekan la ini macam.

Semalam bday party babed.
Makan kenyang sungguh.
Jumpa ramai kawan2.
Wa sungguh happy!

Sekarang wa dah pindah balik HQ.
Meebo takley guna, YM jauh sekali.
Email ’spam’ kawan2 semua kena block dengan server.
Sucks sungguh.
Kawan2 sekelian, please use my yahoo email add. Thanx.

Semua org cakap perempuan mengandung banyak emosi.
Ya ka?
Sebab wa rasa ada org yg tak mengandung lebih emosi dari wa.
Mungkin kerana sekarang cuaca di luar sangat panas.
Kalau wa emosi pun suami wa sahaja yg perlu hadapi.
Lu org lain dont worry.

Sekarang muka wa sangat berjerawat.
Tapi tapa, hari2 suami wa cakap wa cantik.
Wa lah yg paling hot.
Wa lah yg paling sexy.
Wa lah yg paling gorgeous.
Wa lah yg paling voluptuous.
dan tak lupa wa lah yg paling voguee…..
Wa sangat bahagia.

Kawan2 wa sekelian, marilah kita berkaraoke.

Terima kasih.

PS: Cuba teka, hari-hari wa stalk bumbung umah sapa?
(sure suami wa pun tak tau ni…)

I just finished watching Alfie.

It’s like watching Sex & The City, the movie version of it. The guy version of it.

Suprisingly Alfie himself is exactly what I think a single guy thinks.

Which is why it’s quite frustrating cause I always thought I don’t understand what They* think. But in actual, I got it right already.

So I google to get the screenplay writer’s name. The gender actually. “Mesti perempuan ni…mesti mesti”. So as to prove myself that the movie is based on Kaum Hawa’s thought.

Got my search. Demmit - the name is Bill Naughton.

(Am too blonde to know how to link the v clip of the song. But am blonde enough to sing it when requested )

So we were walking our little walk, talking our girly talk. She said that long distance is not an issue at all. She made it sound as if it’s a scientific and engineered thingy. Like how you steer you wheel will not fuse any discoloration to the tapai that is in the your car boot. Or like how you chew your gum, will not effect you height. Takde kaitan beb. Takde. Bak kate Topek, “Nimakaochowaaa”.

As long as the couple know that they have each other. As long as they communicates. As long as these 2 people have butterflies fluttering in their stomaches each time love notes were exchanged to each other or emails alerts pop-up on the laptop screen.

Me, going as bimbo-licious as it sounds, “Heyy mane bolehh”. And yeah it was expected to slip out of my mouth pon. Those “As long as” rules are just a denial phrase of wisdom, repeated in the hearts of those seperated-by-the-ocean-love-birds out there.

Bitter huh? Well take it as me being witty heheee. It’s a bull fact, and I don’t think I will NEVER get it.

But is never forever?

*I got a strong feeling that this entry will not initiate a discussion among u guys. Tgk jela entry seblom2 ni yg tak laku. Merajok ok merajok.

Pulau Pinang.
Long time no see.
Succulent ikan bakar.
Perfect tamarind sauce with chilies.

Can’t wait.
Tak mau tunggu lagi.