I like kids.
Err tak. I only like my nephew - Shafiq. And some other kids who like to ngendeng2 at me like I’m their new source of life besides their boring parents. I would say my greatest achievement was when both NinaB’s lil’ sis and bro prefer me better than my other frens yg dtg umah diorg masa tu. (Aku tau ayat Katik skrg ni mesti “MOTIF??!”). Ade gak sekali tu budak kecik lain kata muke aku mcm Siti Nurhaliza. Gile kembang aku masa tu. Haha.
So when I say kids, it means 3 yrs and above. The ones yg dah pandai ckp. Lagi pandai menjwb lagi bagus. Lagi byk bebel lagi aku suke. Err sama je kan kriteria lelaki pilihan ngan budak kecik pilihan aku. Ekekkeke.
I don’t do great with drooling babies with their flapping wings. Flap flap. Mmg la cute tp mende2 pelik org besar selalu buat kat baby like making weird sounds and ooeeyy gooeeyy phrases - aku tak reti buat la. Nk buat2 reti buat pon takleh. Aku ni bkn pretentious orgnye. Contoh dialek adelah spt di bwh:
“Olololo bucuk2..ane i-i ieeee…ane i-i ieeeee”
My face is smirking right now sbb type ayat di atas. Sape pandai teka cepat ape maksud die.
But I would say i’m quite good in cak-cak game. As if la mende tu susah sgt kan. But it’ll only work with hyper kids. Kalo anak ko bolayan aku, aku tak usaha sgt la nk paksa die bacak bacak ngan aku. Takpe. Aku tak kecik hati.
So ni aku nk tanye Shida. Ko yg dulu langsung tak main ngan budak, sbb skrg ko dah mak budak..ko ade hati ke nk main ngan budak2 lain selain anak ko? Termasok la ayat ooeey gooeyy tu.
Sheyna, aku akan besfren ngan anak ko kalau:
Lelaki - die byk bebel n cute n suke main tembak2 or gusti. Coz i dig tembak2 and violent games.
Pempuan - klo die suke main mekap2.
Kalau die nk aku buat story-telling session..aku pass kat Auntie Nana. Auntie Nana tau cerita 1001 malam.