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sbenaqnya aku boring kat opis, so aku nk cerita satu benda:

scene satu
2 thn lepas, aku ngan ermie kat KLIA, nk gi KK. dekat burger king, aku order food, and tak sampai2, so ermie pegi la buat follow up, mase tuh kul 3am kot?
emie: adik, burger budak pomwan tadi order tak sampai lagi pon??
budak cashier : ooo.. budak pomwan cine tuh tadi ek???
emie : ????? ( hasna = budak pomwan cine??) ha ya lah kot

ahahha.. ade ke aku mcm budak cine?? tang mana ntah.. since mase tuh kul 3am, aku dismissed that idea dgn reason budak tuh tgh lalok mengantuk kot

scene dua
this is quite recent, aku tgh atas feri, dlm kete ngan kola, mase tuh feri dah sampai di jeti, lepas tuh tibe tibe, ade org ketuk tingkap kete aku

‘tok tok tok’

aku tgk dgn muke blur, abg jaga feri rupenyer.. pas tuh die soh aku turunkan tingkap.. dgn obedient nyer, aku pon turunkan lah tingkap.. lepas tuh..
abg feri : aaa kawan saya suruh tanya, awak org apa?
aku : haa?? ( seriyess masa tuh aku konpius apa pilihan jawapan yg aku ade?? definitely bukan org utan!!)
abg feri : awak melayu ka?
aku : isk.. mestilaa melayuu!! ( suara dah garang!)
abg ferii : oooo.. yg sebelah awak..
aku : mestila cina..
abg feri: ooo..

aduh… mase tuh aku rase kalau aku kwn dgn kola, mesti org ingat aku cine , sbb nyer kat penang nih JARANG nampak melayu kwn dgn cine, tak interacial sgt pon!

scene tiga :

kat opis, dari kejauhan aku nampak seorg collegue pomwan, aku pon tersengih sengih kat die.. sekali tuh die tak senyum pon kat aku.. bila dah dekat, tibe tibe die kate
pomwan tu: laaaa.. hasna ke?? tadi ingatkan pomwan cine maner??
aku : ha.. ehehehheeh

pon aku rase die rabun kot!! ahahha. aku rase aku pakai baju tader laa skirt pendek ke.. tak gaye pomwan cine pon!!

scene ampat :

last week, aku gii stall this one painter at batu feringghi, sbb nk tanyer die this week die ade tak, aku nk beli painting, painter tuh tader, so aku just ckp dgn wife die jer, mat saleh, since die pon tak sure die ade ker tak, die soh aku call die, lepas tuh semlm sbb aku free, aku gi ler feringghi sensorang, sampai sampai aku pon borak borak la ngan wife tuh, and die ingat laa aku, pas tuh die panggil husband die, ckp aku la yg dtg last week .. sume.. pilih pilih painting, aku sembang laa ngan painter, dah lame gaks embang sementara bini die wrapkan painting tuh;
the painter : so you are malay?
aku : yes la.. y?
the painter : oh, my wife told me that there was this chinese girl came last week and interested to buy our painting..
aku : hahahah.. yes, i came last week,
the painter : apa la dia nih, kata u cina pulak!
aku : hahaah.. tak pa lah!
the wife : sorry, i thought u r chinese.
aku : ehehe.. never mind, u r not the only one!

seriyess sebenarnyer aku tak paham ape yg cine kat aku, nk kate mix keturunan puteri hang li po pon tak, nk kata kawan ngan kola, org terpengaruh, nih kola tader pon samer gak, mate aku sgt lah bulat! kulit pon sgt lah hitam, rambut tak berapa perang pon skang nih..
please don’t tell me that aku skang muke cine bukit!!
demn!

isk.. betui la kola, aku rasa aku rajin menulis sbb tadak hang, tadak org aku nk lawan berckp.. apa aku nampak, apa aku baca.. so korang rajin kan baca blog aku, layan jer laa aku ek??
( eh.. aku tak rasa life aku pathetic pon tau!!)

tadi aku baca utusan online, lepas tuh walaupon sheyna dah review gubra, aku rasa aku nk tulih lagi, aku rasa aku suke, sbb cerite die simple, pelakon belakon mcm mmg betul, bukan dibuat buat ( oh walaupon aksi mesra dia agak melampau dan tak di buat oleh filem melayu lain)

so, kalau ada filem mcm nih, aku rase org tak patut laa nak hentam habis habisan, tak suke, jgn tgk!
lepas tuh, kalau tgk movie, tak kan tetibe sume org rase nk berkemban dlm rumah?? tak kan lepas tgk movie ko rase nk pegi jadik pelacur cam juliana tuh?? movie is just aa movie, tujuan die nk entertain yer tak?? bukannyer buat dokumentari!

anyway, my stand here is that i like the movie!

semlm, mase tgh atas treadmill, aku tgk video clips nih, fuih.. teruih makin laju aku jogging, seb baik tak jatuh tergolek!
and seriously, her hips don’t lie!!
walaupon aku pomwan tapi aku still drool over her.. ahahah.. ( so nanti akan ade teori yg aku nih tak berapa straight) tapi seriyess aa.. i wan her hip. NOW, NOW!
kena lari lagi laju hari hari hari nih!

Shakira, Shakira

I never really knew that she could dance like this
She makes a man wants to speak Spanish
Como se llama, bonita, mi casa, su casa
Shakira, Shakira

Oh baby when you talk like that
You make a woman go mad
So be wise and keep on
Reading the signs of my body

And I’m on tonight
You know my hips don’t lie
And I’m starting to feel it’s right
All the attraction, the tension
Don’t you see baby, this is perfection

Hey Girl, I can see your body moving
And it’s driving me crazy
And I didn’t have the slightest idea
Until I saw you dancing

And when you walk up on the dance floor
Nobody cannot ignore the way you move your body, girl
And everything so unexpected - the way you right and left it
So you can keep on taking it

last night, thanx to koala ( i used her id to access internet), i was googling and surfing and talking on the phone at the same time.. ( ecewah, promote streamyx nampak), so i stumble upon this page

lepas tuh, sbb aku tgh bosan, and aku nih mmg lah budak pomwan, aku pon gatal lah nk buat tarot reading kan.. mule mule die kene pilih satu category, either love or work..
since aku tak interested ngan work kan.. the other obvious choice mestilaa love.

next, die soh aku ask one question, so aku pon pilih laa satu soalan, mestila dalam hati, bukan ada org pon aku nk berckp ( oh, aku dah abih ckp tepon)

results die.. jeng jeng jeng.. sajer je nk share kat sini.. eheheh.. sbb aku tadak real life..

first one : about you

You are feeling uncertain, faced with a difficult or unsatisfactory situation. But don’t worry, The Moon symbolises hope and your future will become clear if you are patient for a little while longer.

second one : your feelings

The vibrations surrounding your question give a feeling of the unexpected. It comes from your dislike of routine and love of surprises.

third one : the answer

Are you expecting new things? You should be, Death symbolises a major change in your private life, which may take you by surprise. You will learn a lot about yourself, as the relationship will be with someone from a completely different social and professional background to yours. They may be younger than you and it will certainly be a complicated affair, based on rather shaky ground, which will destroy any semblance of routine between you. The card shows a lively sex life based on games, with lots of new positions and new places to try them out!

aduhh.. ape laa soalan aku tanyer tadii???
tapi last sentence.. lively sex life?? ahahahha lawak lawak! life yg normal pon tak berapa ada ( nih la yg rajin update blog) ini kan pulak sex life??

eh, can anybody guess what was my question???

i am not so sure either i am being anti sosial or is it just that i am too comfortable living alone? either way, aku rasa aku tak normal

so.. this is the story:
aku ada seorg housemate baru move in, budak dia ok, ( for further explanation tanya koala) kerja engineer kat kilang kain.. grad UTM, pakai tudung, biasa ja lahh.. cam kita kita laa kot..

so wat’s the problem..??

this is the situation :

eg no 1:

hari kedua dia dok dgn aku

the previous day aku dah ckp yg aku kena kerja keesokan hari nya, walaupon hari ahad. so hari ahad tuh, aku yg pemalas nih bgn laa cukup cukup masa untuk pi kerja, dah siap siap..
dia : hasna, saya beli kan nasik lemak.. ada atas meja, mkn laa
aku : ooo.. thenx ( dlm hati: kena mkn la kan.. org dah beli.. walaupon masa cukup cukup.. ) so aku pon mkn la.. eheheh

eg no 2:

pagi pagi mesti dia ketuk pintu aku seblom kuaq kerja.. ahahah.. concern kat housemate aku.. walaupon sebenaqnya ku dah bgn.. tapi aku mmg tgh simptom malas nk pi kerja.

eg no 3:
mlm mlm dia nk turun beli mkn pon mesti ketuk pintu aku tanya aku nk pesan apa.. ahaha.. walaupon tiap tiap mlm aku kata aku tak mkn mlm.. baik kann??

korang nk dia jadik housemate korang??

eg no 4
aku ckp kat dia esok hari nya aku ada meeting kat pulau ..
dia: oo jauh kena keluaq awai la kan..
aku : awai la sket
………………….
tiba tiba
dia: eh esok meeting tak payah prepare ka?
aku : aaaaaa.. *blank seketika* dak meeting nih tak yah prepare ( ha.. awat nk kena tanya?)

pagi hari meeting :
aku bgn awai la.. dulu dari dia.. tapi aku siap lembap sket.. so masa dia nk kuaq rumah, dia terperasan aku tak kuaq rumah lagi..
dia: eh.. tak pi kerja lagi?? lambat dah nih?
aku : oo meeting kul 9, sempat. ( dlm hati : lu apa hal?? pagi pagi byk soal??)

and nih contoh contoh dialogue aku dan dia:
dia agakla peramah.. so rajin laa jugak bersembang

dia : kola kerja cam na?
aku :biasaa ( dlm hati : isk tatau .. kerja cam besa la kot, bukan pi bercuti)

**************************************************

dia: adik ‘dia’ dpt matriks kat sini
aku : oo ya ka.. ( itu ja mampu aku ckp????)

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dia: hari tuh abah mai tgk dah matriks kat sini..bla bla ablaablabal
aku : ooooo ( aduh.. sungguh blank)

action taken :
dah 2 mlm aku balik rumah, and lepas maghrib aku masuk bilik.. mlm first aku lena sampai tgh mlm..
mlm second, aku masuk bilik lepas maghrib, tgk dvd sorang sorang kat laptop.. lepas dia masuk lena baru aku keluaq pi bilik ayaq..

conclusion:
aku rasa aku saiko.. tak dpt berinteraksi dgn baik lagi.. aku dah jadik comfortable dok sorang sorang.. pi opis pon jarang sembang ngan org.. lagi aku pandang skrin kompiter nih, tadak org nk ckp ngan aku, kalau aku berminat dgn topik depa sembang baru aku masuk campur..
kdg kdg bila aku tgh sebok meebo, staff aku nk diskas something, slow ja dia ckp sorry, sbb takut aku tghbuat kerja urgent sbb type laju sgt.. kalau dak sapa pon tak berani nk kacau aku..
how laa dey.. kwn korang dah tak suka bercampur gaul dgn manusia??
kat gym pulak, kalau bilik sauna tuh ramai sgt kwn kola, mesti aku tak masuk.. sbb takut org ajak bersembang!
duduk mana mana, mesti kena buat muka paling sombong sbb takut org ajak sembang jugak..
so kalau aku dah jadik sombong nih.. korang kawan ngan aku lagi tak???

i read about this initiatives done by Road Transport Department, whereby they are planning to let an independant company run and monitor the camera installed along our road. the camera will detect and capture the picture of all traffic offender ( be it speeding, overtake at double line, etc etc).. and the maintenance cost of the camera will be bear by the company, and government will pay them according to how many summons issued or how many traffic offender can they detect.

According to RTD, this is to reduce the cost bear by our government and it is being implemented by other country as well.

so what i am trying to point out here is that.. uhmm.. read this excerpt from the article :

The Road Transport and Road Safety departments — whose staff recently visited the United States, Britain, Germany and Australia — are talking to several foreign companies about the camera models and the cost.

Chan said the ministry was eager to implement the system as it appeared foolproof at no cost to the Government.

“The cameras will be handled by an independent foreign operator. They will provide the system and the technology and we will not be burdened with the high cost of getting the sophisticated system,” he added.

uhmm.. mungkin aku ja yg paranoid here, but are we going to allow foreign company to monitor all our roads, i mean other than having the power to capture the traffic offender picture, they will also have the power to do anything with the images?? kalau die pakai video feed tuh untuk study negara nih ker, pas tuh buat sabotage ka? wouldn’t it be possible?? tak pon nanti in the name of fighting terorrism, they use the video to like take advantage of our loose defense??

ahhaha.. oklaa,, korang may be kata aku nih phobia terlebih, or i watched to much movies, but there is nothing wrong than being on guard kan.. zaman sekarang org dah tak bleh nk percaya sgt.. so what do u guys think???

kengkawan!!
ari nih ( ahad ok!) pagi pagi aku bgn awal, kul 7.15am sudah keluar rumah,
kenaper?? bukan nk gi jom heboh.. tapi sbb nk gi fotoshoot.. uhuuuu..
dimanerr? di taman rama rama!! seriyess korang dtg pon aku tak pernah bawak korang gi tmn rama rama kan!!
dgn siape?? haa.. nih soalan yg penting.. aku bukan gi dating!! ahahha.. aku gi belajar mengambil gambar dari seorg sifoo!! che-gu syed nasir
heeheeheeehehhee.. terase sungguh hepi dan lebih tepat teruja!!
byk bende aku belajar..
1) how to hold the slr camera…seriyess seblom nih aku kamera slr tak pernah pegang!!
2) aperture, lenses, shutter speed.. hihih.. seblom nih ade laa buat own research kat internet, but seriously, dgn aku nyer sony, tader laa byk sgt peluang nk mencuba
3) the most important things is how to shoot, baru tersedar rupenyer selamer nih teknik aku tak membuah kan hasil.. aku ingatkan biler masuk tmn rama rama kena laa kelam kabut fokus ke rama rama..

tapi cekgu ajar, carik dulu tempat yg sesuai untuk di shoot ( considering all the criteria such as background ( more on his fotopages), lighting, camera spot, distance, camera limitations, etc etc), lepas tuh baru tungguh rama rama enter frame, and snap jer lah!!

so guys, enjoy the picture ( ada di fotopages )
ok, i know it’s not perfect ( i don’t have any photoshop installed on my computer) but it is the beginning to more great things to come!!
hee hee hee hhee. abih laa duit bonus thn nih!!

eh, news to those who do not know yet,
ermie’s mom and sheyna’s dad is in the hospital ( warded, in different hospital). PLease pray for their health and recovery.

gambar takde kaitan dengan topic.

Kalau ikut pronunciation omputehnye mmg lah sebutan Gubra is gab-ra. Kalau sebutan lidah melayu harus gub-ra. Kalau gab-ra..aku tau la maksudnya. Gabra, menggelabah. Tapi kalau gub-ra, I dunno. Mungkin sama saja maksud, lain bunyi.Wateve! ah ah ah

Yesterday me with my macho bagong and my comel amida went to watch this movie. To say I’m a fan of Yasmin Ahmad, tak la… but I like her petronas ad n Sepet. I prefer Sepet compared to PGL.

Here’s the 10 Things I Think About Gubra

1) Adlin Amar Ramli sangat hebat berlakon, especially his first scene with Amani inside the bathroom, inside the bedroom, on the katil… so true! At least we don’t feel ‘alone’ anymore. ah ah ah. Ko mmg real la Adlin.

2) Amani tu cun kan? She can be cute & gorgeous at the same time. Cara menggelabah dia mengingatkan aku kepada Mek, a very dear friend. Lakonan wise, she can act la… seriously can act.

3) Dialog tangkap syahdu Harris Iskandar to Ida Nerina ‘sebab tu I nak u mati dulu, I tak nak u merana, biar I yang merana’ aku dah nangis kuat.

4) Cik Latifah, I rasa u tak pandai berlakon la. Abg Jason agak hot, walaupun ‘tetek berbulu’. ah ah ah

5) Adibah Noor, aku rasa dia berlakon flawless la… tak boley nak komplen.

6) Apa n Ama Jason. Aku rasa kan, mesej yg cuba disampaikan is diff perspective of marriage, between org sekarang n org dulu. Org sekarang mostly will do the same thing Orked did. Org dulu, mostly wud rather be macam Ama. (bukan pukul /marah laki sesuka hati la, but to stay)

7) Rozie Rasyid pandai bawak watak, tapi macam ada yg tak sampai. pastu tetiba aku rasa cam kesian sgt kat pelach2 mcm diorang ni. sanggup terima sex ganas sebab nak duit lebey. walaupun Juliana Ibrahim terlalu cute utk membawa role pelach, but i think she did good.

8) Tok Bilal & bini, mmg Yasmin nih pandai tunjukkan adegan2 kasih sayang yang tak terlalu exaggerate. The way they show their love affection to each other is very simple but real. Mana ada org hari2 buat ayat puitis (macam citer Dato’ Yusuf Haslam) nak menyampaikan rasa cinta. Scene kejar2 cekodok tu sweet sangat.

9) Terlalu banyak twist n simbolik daalam cerita ni. Kadang2 aku tak larat nak pikir apa yg dah jadi, dia mati ka, kena rogol ka, buat apa duit tu?mana dia p naik ketapi? U know too many questions that i have to solve myself. Kalau sikit, aku ok lagi… but this is too much.. terlalu banyak nak kena fikir. Seriusly, aku pegi tgk wayang bukannya nak mengerutkan dahi….

10) Overall I agree with what Yasmin portray in this movie. For me, things like this do happened out there. Bangga ada filem tempatan macam ni.

And one last thing, jangan tinggalkan wayang sebelum abis credit. Ada scene yg lebih memeningkan…

since hasna n ermie sedang ‘on leave’ from this blog, so sebagai blogmate yg bertimbang rasa, aku tak akan biarkan blog ini on leave jugee…

hari nih aku ingat aku nak post satu puisi, hasil nukilan pertama. dah lama dah aku tulis ni… tapi malu je nak post.

mempersembahkan…

Melayu Aku

Aku tak faham kenapa bangsa aku nih suka sangat kutuk bangsa sendiri.
Aku tak faham kenapa bangsa aku berbangga kalau mereka boley cakap bahasa
asing lebih fasih daripada bahasa ibunda sendiri.
Aku tak faham kenapa bangsa aku lebih suka mendalami sejarah peradaban bangsa lain lebih daripada nak mengenali sejarah bangsa sendiri.
Aaku tak faham kenapa kalau bangsa aku kawin dengan orang ‘putih’ diorang konon dianggap ada class.
Aku tak faham kenapa bangsa aku suka nak meniru bulat-bulat perangai bangsa lain.

Aku Melayu, tak lebih tak kurang.

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Wat do u think guys? Ok tak percubaan pertama aku menulis puisi? ada bakat ke?
ke so not me? korang dah tanak kawan ngan aku ke? gile insecure aku ni… ah ah ah
Aku ingat aku nak letak nama pena la… tapi aku still mencari nama yg sesuai.
Poyokah aku? Tak de lah… korang je yang jeles…
Ah ah ah

There are reasons why I don’t update this blog of ours. Not that I’m giving u guys an open-title speculations of me so that you can have something to bitch about. And not that I don’t have anything to tell…He HE he. Tapi aku boring la klo tiap kali aku letak entry je org kate aku emo, while I’m being witty. Nape tak menjadik ke cubaan aku??

As a summary, these are among of my ‘findings’ and updates:-

Studies - Apart from the coming up late to class for karaoke sessions, kuar kelas 2 hours early coz i just had to go eat a plate of Beryani Gam, dateline on the weekend yet still no idea how to start of, 3 days before…I’m doing well. Quite well.

Work - I’m still browsing around for work with other major telcos. Not that I hate my current company. It’s just that I need to be somewhere better, and pay more of course.

Relationship - I don’t care if the guy is mute anymore. His aura is the one that makes me want MORE. Demmit lah perasaan camnih!

Health - I splurge myself with Baskin & Robbins Double Scoop Sundae for lunch last Friday. And a Fillet-o-fish value meal afterwards. And Spaghetti Meatballs and Classic Cheese for dessert at Secret Recipe on Monday with Encik Auditor. And Nasik Ayam Chee Meng complete with a huge spread of side dishes for lunch and Goreng Pisang for tea and Coca for dinner on Wednesday. A cholestrol-laden breakfast of Nasik Lemak + Telor Goreng + Rendang Daging. (ade byk lagi aku mkn tp tak ingat). Besnye makannnn!!

What I need now:
= Another round of double scoop sundae
= A 2 days weekend, with no classes and chores
= Sandy beaches and a good dive minus the tan
= Another chance