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The things I LOVE about Singpore:-

1. Shopping heaven. THe price are basically about the same. But the shops are bigger resulting in more options and designs for brands that you can get in Malaysia. I bought 1 Nine West purple sexy 70s shoe, 1 aldo beige leather shoulder bag, and 1 Charles & Keith black strap shoe for work.
2. Charles & Ketih - if you are a shoe+bag gal, you MUST 3x at least breathe next to one of it’s shop. You got one in Wisma Atria and another one at Changi Airport. Expect the price and quality to be at par with Vincci/Nose.
3. Easy-peasy MRT. And it’s wider than our own Putra/Star LRT.
4. It’s clean here.

The things I HATE about Singapore:-
1. I don’t go to clubs. So what’s the point.
2. I only eat halal food, so what’s the point again.
3. I don’t drink, so what’s the point again.
4. People here are not friendly, at all. Stupid may sound harsh so I’ll use non-informative. All questions asked are replied by either, “Aaaa?”, or “I’m not sure” ending by you go find a map and study it yourself. Even the salesgirl in that Isetan store doesn’t know where’s the toilet is. And my last attempt would be at the airport. Before entering the departure hall I ask the security personnel, is there more shops inside or outside? And she just go totally blank. GOD!
5. If you’re pregnant, I mean very pregnant, you will never get a seat in the MRT. You might as well learn how to beranak while standing.
6. Nanti sambung lah. I’m updating at a public computer at Changi.

How can i not LOVE this man…

When it comes to recovering back your self-esteem and revirginized yourself, you just have to have this theraphy we ladies call it as Retail Therapy. Contrary to popular beliefs, we women are simple creatures. Manic Mondays or Assholes Encounters can soon be healed by purchasing an item. The higher the price quality of an item, the more sooner you’re gonna see those dazzling smile back on the face.

In my case, hmm let’s see. Which one do you think is more therapeutic?

An LV bag, or a really nice Nokia flip phone?

Maybe both will do.

So next time you see me flashing my Toile Trianon and/or Nokia-gadgies…u know that I’ve had it with life, and I’m on a new one.

happy birthday, sweetheart.
muah!

To Pojan…

… avoid the light… avoid the light….
… avoid the light… avoid the light….

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Saya sangatlah nak beli henpon baru berteknologi tinggi dan highly gadgetted dan penuh tekan2 sane kuar sini. Any takers to buy my current phone? Price negotiable starting from RM400. Masih elok dan cun lagi.

Saya juga bercadang untuk menukar range skin care. Ada tak sesiapa berminat nak pakai atau memang sedang pakai Clinique. I’m offering the toner 400ml no2 at price RM90 only (klau kat kaunter dijual rm110). Manakala soap+soap dish yg small size tu ade 2 bijik for only rm45(kalau kat kaunter soap dish 3 ketul dijual dgn harge RM74 for 3 bijiks).

Saya juga akan menjual tat nenas menjelang raya nanti. Sgt enak, penuh berzat pastry lemak lazat dan jem manis tak kedekut, tapi maaf ye gambar takde sbb baru 4 hari buat sample dah abes dikebas orang. Tat pada kali ini lawa skit packaging dia sbb die berbaju n harga akan diannounce nanti OK. Tapi ape2 pon takkan lebih RM30 for a pack for 50s la. Nanti this wiken aku akan buat another batch so do remind me to upload the pictures ok? London Almond aku tak sure la nk buat lagi ke tak thn ni. Ramai ke yg nak?

Please do not hesitate utk ajukan ape2 soalan via comment box ok?

tima kasih sbb tolong troubleshoot aku nya kompiter dan menghabiskan masa lebih satu jam menganalisa masalah!

so.. lepas jadik dr. kompiter, mana entry yg dijanjikan tuh??? bila nak jadik invited writer pulak?? doktor cinta kaa doktor yg sebok bercinta????

anyway, thanx again.. mmg aku rasa hang sungguh sesuai bekerja di ITD.. unit hang tadak website feedback ka? boleh aku puji melambung lambung!

when both of your friends happened to be in the same relationship, and both of them happend to come to you when they have problems, what will happened to you? You will be in Trouble.

Why?
1-Bcoz its hard for you to give a sincere and honest and non-biased opinion.
2-U know too many secrets.
3-U know too many secrets that u wish u didnt know.
4-U know too many secrets that u wish that their partner shud know, but u couldnt tell.
5-U know them too well and you starts to judge the relationship.
6-Sometimes u got mixed up with their stories and u tend to say the wrong words bcoz ure too confused.
7-You need to cover both their asses.
8-When u know everything too well u just wish tat they wud just dump each other, for the sake of world peace. (well…at least my world)

Just when you think that it was all over when they finally break-up (yeah..in a way im glad that it was all over)
They will come again and haunt u with their unfinished drama.

Why?
1-Bcoz both of them think ure biased towards the other party (plz check you fact right before u open yer mouth boley tak?)2-They just dont wanna to talk to you for a ‘while’. (suka hati korang lah)
3-They will blame the entire universe, including themselves. (tau tak pe)

But the worst thing is when:

The PARENTS starts chasing u, bcoz you’re ‘their best friend’.
“uncle aunty, they dont even want to talk to me, u expect me to save their relationship?”

To U
You yerself know its yer fault, and yes, u deserve this punishment. But, no matter how jahat u are, u know kan… u will always have us.

and To U
I will never forget the morning u ‘Fuck U and the rest of your dot.dot.dot’ me. I havent had my coffee woman!
I accept your apology.
U want all this to happen. and when it do happened ure acting like some psycho bitch who knows nothing.
and wat wif all the nasty emails spreading all around town?
I know u had suffered a lot, and u dont deserve this crap from him. and im mad at him too.
But, wat to worry? tat cute ass of yours will get u anywhere.

Sometimes, u think the right thing is for you to listen to both parties.
But for me, in this case, i better listen to only one side n be biased to only them.

my mistake, shud just listen to one side… my mistake…

Tak makan pagi hari ni. N dinner last nite for that matter. I can’t seem to consume any food these few days. Takde selera kata orang. Bagusla. Katie Holmes aku nanti.

I still remember during my schooling years I had an appetite like a p*g. We had 5 complete meals everyday. Add another meal if you go to recess during break. And parcels fill with food from parents back home. And we buy our own snacks from ko-op every evening. And on the weekends, the school bus will take us keluar pegi ‘outing’ to that ever rempit dan fengtau Holiday Plaza aka HP for us to buy our endless supplies of Pringles, ChitChats, Chipsmores, Maggi perisa kari, Coca-Colas and McDonalds.

Then when I was in Form 4 ke Form 5, I can still vividly recall, mase tu lepas prep malam. I was walking from the dining hall back to my hostel, munching biscuits from supper menu that nite, with Faz.

Me: Wey aku lapa lagi aa..
Faz: Jom aa karang kite pi dapur.
Me: Huh?
Faz: Ko ade tupperware tak? Kite pi curik breakfast esok pagi kat dapur dining hall.
Me: JOM! *getting giddy inside*

That nite, we stole 1 loaf of bread yg sgt panjang and some kaya and margerin Wahee. Sedap gile margerin Wahee wa cakap lu. And it goes on almost every week. Malam paling hebak was on Saturday nite. Next day’s breakfast was Nasik Lemak. Everything was prepared the nite before except nasik je blom dimasak. So we had to eat leftover rice from dinner. But we’d still be there for breakfast next morning. Besnye makan.

God I’m hungry. Cepatla pkl 12, ade makan2 free. Yumm.

cayalah Dr M!