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I hate to have to pretend to bitch about someone, when in contrary, you actually don’t have any problem with the bitcheer. Especially when the person who initiate the bitching: the bitcher, is the one I think have better prospects for me to bitch about. Being hypocrite is certainly not my way, but sometimes perangai org mcm ni usah dilayan. Buat bodo je.

Branded people who look down at people who doesn’t wear any branded items are THE LOWEST person ever. Trust me, I’ve seen one in action. Tersangatlah shallow orang itu. I don’t mind people who wear branded stuffs. I do myself too. But I also have jeans2 busok and selipar berjenama Buaya aku tu. So what if someone chooses to wear Padini unlike your Versace’s. Take out your bank account and let’s see who’s balance are more Versace-like, hunny.

People who keep craps and think some day they might use it, are craps themselves. Please throw away unused items or give it to someone else who needs it. I don’t mind if you have a storeroom for yourself to keep your antiques, but your small bedroom floor who you share with another person, is certainly not an option. Sakit mate tau tak?

There are just some individuals who doesn’t feel guilty at all spreading bad things about other people’s family. Bitching of an individual is a normal thing these days. You hate someone, u don’t want it to steam within u, you say bad things about that person ONLY yer. Don’t go around the whole town dan membuke pekung kat dada orang lain. No family is perfect and squeaky clean. Not even yours.

Just when you think that you’re on the top of the world, don’t look UP only. You just don’t know that orang di bawah tu misses you very much.

Having a younger sibling doesn’t mean that you can kutuk, marah and think they’re not mature enough. Being the youngest, you can see what your elder siblings’ mistakes, and learn not to do the same. Well of course you wouldn’t know, you are and never will be, the youngest.

When you’re living in a community, you have to put up dengan pelbagai jenis ragam manusia. Like what I’m doing right now. Sedang cube memujuk diri sendri that playing lagu raya “Pulanglah-by Aishah” pakai winamp, on a repeat mode, dgn volume tinggi, and bukan musim raya pon, is absolutely OK.

I am now doing a very brave thing. I am listing out things I hate about other people. Because there are some people who says they dont like certain something and say it out loud dgn penuh penekanan, tapi in the end of the day, diorg pon buat jugak, berkali-kali. God, please forbid me from being cam org2 listed di atas itu pada bile2 mase jua. It is OK for u guys to point out to me if I ever did/do.

And like all those crowned beauties, I here wish everyone, “World Peace and eat well. Being aneroxic is not good for your body”.

last week, aku gi teman one of my friend, gi buat pregnancy test kat klinik, since aku tader kene mengena, (read: bukan aku bapaknya.. ahahah) aku pon tunggu kat luar jer laa kan.. lepas tuh keluar lah si kawan ini,

aku: ha.. so.. what’s the news? pregnant ker idak?
kawan: uhmm.. (sambil tunjuk pregnancy test kits ngan manual pregnangcy test kit).. kalau hang pandai, teka laaa..
aku: aaa.. ( sambil cuba bersungguh-sungguh membanding kan result ngan dia nya guidelines tuh.. kire cam mempraktikkkan skill engineer aku membaca buku manual)..aaaaaa.. tak paham laaaa..
kawan : (sambil tersengih sengih) - positive
aku : iyerrrrrr??? ( sambil tersengih sengih jugak) positive tuh maknanyer mengandung ker tidak?
kawan : ahahahahha.. iyerrr tadik cam paham jaa..

so.. sekarang aku dah pandai membaca result pregnancy test. boleh beli di watson dan try!.. uhuuuuu.. ahahahahah

notes: nama kawan di rahsiakan sbb aku rase die patutnyer buat announce ment sendiri laa kan die pregnant.. tak kan aku nak spoil the fun kan..

jantung aku sekarang berdegup sungguh kuat.. kekadang rase cam something bad is going to happen.. ade possibility nak sakit jantung tak?

korang pernah tak biler korang nak tido mlm, korang tak boleh tido.. and lepas tuh korang asyik dgr bunyi jantuung sendiri??? lepas tuh lagi laa tak boleh tido… so, instead of counting the sheep, you end up counting your heart beat?

enuff about matter of the heart!!

on a lighter note, to encik arsenal, thanx for the gift!! i like!!

sungguh susah nak main2 internet dan bersuke suke borak talipon dalam opis.

I think SaifulNang disease are all over. Over as in dah abes dah. Dah boring. Flipping through people’s wedding pictures sends no “Waaahh” breeze all over me anymore. Balik2 gambar reben, balik2 gambar keris, balik2 gambar pose kat tingkap membelakangkan kamera. Sumeorg kawen balik2 mcm tu je rupe nye. By the time I get married, marriage are so out, I have to get Karl Lagerfield to design my gown, and pay Micheal Jackson and Justin Timberlake to pull a Madonna-Britney scene just to make people come to my wedding. Byknye nk pakai duit tu.

Then there’s this (Yeah, I know I’ve linked her before).

I wish I had her with me while I was in US last month. I so feel like chopping of her hands and fingers. Pandainye amek gambar budak niii.

Sorry. But I don’t geddit. What is it with Star Wars aa? I’m not being sarcastic or trying to fry all u Masters, Jedis, Amidalas wanna-bes out there. This is all tongue-in-cheek manner.

Aku tak paham cite tu.

My only encounter of this *trilogy is that I think, aku RASE-lah kan, this is the movie that I watched back when I was 6/7 years old..time2 tu org record rancangan TV kat rumah pakai VCR. My sisters would play this tape back-to-back diselangi dgn movie pejuang french pendek tu..erm..Napoleon Bonaparte (ke? Jgn tanye nape kitorg satu family tgk cite tu). And I can remember there were starships everywhere, lelaki berjumper suit orange, makhluk asing gemok boroi yg merantaikan awek sgt seksi pada badannya. Oh and then there’s this part in the jungle where this group of pejuang2 and makhluk comel menyerupai Mogwai dlm crite Gremlins, ditangkap dan diharung mcm kambing nk kene panggang.

But since lots of blogs which I currently visit were talking about this, maka secara tak sengaja aku terbace2 dan terbelek pasal pejuang2 ni. The only fun I had was flipping through pictures of Natalie Portman, since none of the male cast looked yummy to me. Tapi aku rase mamat yg bernafas kuat “Hoooooo-pahhhh…hoooooo-pahhh” tu agak tall-dark-handsome la kan. Darth Vader kan name die? Dulu die Anakin, pas tu die jadi Darth Vader eh? Sebab tu ke org kate die join the Dark Side? Ke?

Who ever out there with complete DVD collection of Star Wars..nk pinjam bley? Alang2 tu teman la aku tgk sekali. I might ask many some questions.

*trilogy kan star wars ni? Nape dulu aku pernah dgr cite yg die ade 6 episods. Tapi die tayang episod yg ke-5 dulu..then ke-6..then tetibe 1st episode. Iye ke?

cara cara mengisi masa lapang…

you are stuck in a room…
There are 13 items hidden in this room in order to let
you get out of this room.

If you found:
0-6 items, your IQ is very low, total idiot
6-8 items, Low IQ, u r an idoit
9-10 items, u r normal
11-12 items, your IQ is high, above the average.
13 items found and get out of the room, there are less
than 4000 people in the world can do it.

please click this URL to play!
crimson room

selamat mencuba!!

Brad pitt sungguh hensem dan macho( he is such a hunk), and angelina jolie is too damn gorgeous… (so I can see why Jennifer Aniston is being dumped!!)
Mr and Mrs. Smith is THE movie to watch so far this year ( uhmm.. jap.. nak try ingat.. ade tak movie yg best?? ), even star wars do not come close to it.. so.. kenkawan.. pegi ler tgk!!!

Hey peeps, I’m BACKK!!

With an ugly tan, broke and slim(mer). Not slim, but slimmer. Kurang SKIIIT je ukuran badan.

Perlu ke mak sexplain setiap gerak-geri dari KLIA ke Dulles Airport? Tak payah la kan. Secare summary nye, business class sgtlah best. I would definitely squeal in disgust if I have to travel in economy ever again. Jangan marah.. (I’ll paste some pics later ok)

The flight takes up about 20 hours, I think. Transit at Taipei and LAX(Los Angeles). Arrived at Dulles Airport early morning, with crinkled face and dehydrated tongue,tonsil and lips, we dragged our luggage around that not-so-big-and-ugly airport to the taxi stand. Nak pakai troli kene charge USD3 oke. Berlagak naik business class, tapi troli pon tak mampu nk sewa. Mesti la tanak sewa kan. Negara aku yg lagi misken dari negare die pon kasik org pakai free je troli tu. Half an-hour later sampai la hotel kitorg, Embassy Suite namenye. Sgtla di luar jangkaan. Buruk dan taraf hotel 3 bintang kalo di Malaysia. For USD 229 per nite, excluding tax, of course I’d expect more. (Sorry no pics of the suite sbb tak lawa)

To fight the time difference, we went out immediately lepas mandi n tukar2 baju. Aku ngan machonye pakai jela baju kecik aku. Sejuk ya amatz kat luar, tp indoor panas la. We travelled naik Metro, it’s like LRT here in Msia, only that it’s all underground. The stations are located underground so have to take the escalator which is so0oo steep downwards. And berangin. Station die takdela scary mane tapi gelap la. Mmg kedekut letrik gamaknye org US ni. We went shopping la, ape lagas. Barang mmg la murah. We went to a department store, Hect’s. Lebih kurang cam Metrojaya la klo kat Msia. Brand such as Aigner, Liz Claiborne, CK, Levi’s, Dockers, Jones NY, Fossil, Nine West, Guess, Osh Kosh, Tommy sgtla hina dan dipijak2 atas lantai saje. I’m not exagerating. Mmg bende2 tu dipijak2. Kat sane klo time sale derg tak kemas sgt bebrg die. So klo dipunggah, staff die tak kemas balik. Cume brand Coach pujaan hati jek elok terletak kat counter, n no discount. Uhuk uhuk. I end up spending quite a few, sampai kene beli backpack nak angkat bebrg yg aku bli. Kitorg makan Haagen Dasz, which cost only USD1.99 1 pint. Kat Malaysia brape aa? RM20++ kan? Makan tak habes..separuh je. Tak heran pon nk abeskan. (I’ll paste some pics later)

The next day, Ahad la tu, the other delegates arrived, they rent an MPV. So kitorg pi la Pottermac Mill, factory outlet yg sgtla hebak dan besar. Sume brand ade, murah2 gile. Saks Fifth Avenue, Dockers, Ralph Lauren, GAP, Correlle, Corningware, Levi’s, Aigner, Timberland and ade gak brand yg tak de kat Malaysia. Kedai paling aku suke, Linen n’ Things. Die jual bebrg rumah cam cadar2, kusyen, perhiasan rumah, tools, pinggan mangkuk, jam dinding, lampu2 dan mcm2 lagi. Kalo Hasna n Maiz pi mesti seronok bleh spend time lame2 kat kedai ni. Ade gak satu kedai ni name die Bath and Beyond kot, jual toiletries yg wangi2 ala2 Body Shop or Marks & Spencer. Tapi aku tak bli ape2 la. Tgk2 aje. Untuk yg meminati buku, Borders is the biggest book store ever. Tapi aku tak masokla kan. Ade jugak kedai ni die panggil Sport’s University Wear. Baju-bajan dan sluar dijual dgn harge USD7.89 or less. Bes jugak kedai ni. Byk tshirt2 yg cool. Aku nyaris nk terbli beberape tshirt yg ditulis “Hollywood or Bust” ngan “Hawaii 67″ dan “I see dumb people”. But knowing me, byk sgt analisa dan pemikiran melampau, setelah dibelek2 last2 aku tak bli ape pon kat kedai ni. (Pics later)

Things that I noticed in DC is that people here are polite. We’re always greeted by, “Hi, how are you?”..”Hi, may I help you?”, “Hi, are you OK, anything I can do for you?”. Always. Men open up doors for the ladies and offer their seats in Metro. Sgt baik dan bertamadun. Loved the weather this time around. Ade matahari tapi sejuk, so sgtla elok kalo nk berjogging walaupon dah 1230 tghari.

Rumah2 n buildings kat sini tak bercat. Derg punye dinding batu bata jek. Tapi aku suke. Lawa aa aku rase. Classic gitu N low maintenance. We should build more building like that here. Rumah2 pon byk tanam pokok2 bunge. Ala cam dlm TV tu. Heh. Bunge byk bersepah2 kaler purple. Suke aku tgk. Heh.

Ade byk lagi cite. Baru 2 hari kat DC ni. Nanti aku sambung. Later..

i think these are the things we(girls) tend to do after a break up to get better, or actually to get over it, consciously or subconsciously.
and the lists are not in any particular order:

1) join a class ( gym, yoga, kick boxing, guitar)
2) take up new hobbies ( photography, writing, chatting)
3) go out of malaysia ( work, studies, etc)
4) have a new hairstyle (haircut, permmed, straightened, rebonding, color.. etc..)
5) find a new rebound partner
6) family comes first (balik kampung, family gathering)
7) old friends are important now. ( tetibe backtrack balik sumer kekawan lamer)
8) pack all the memorables items and put it in a seal box, somewhere in your deepest corner of your bed/closet so that you can’t find it later… ( this only applicable if you did not return back all the item.)
9) read books (motivational, story books.
10) get slimmer.. (ahahahah..)