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you: single and ready untuk meng’available’kan diri for a relationship

u consider 2/3/4 of your many guy friends as your good friends.(for me its totally different between good girl friends and good guy friends. i dunno about u guys, but i do treat both group differently.)

in that 2/3/4 good guy friends that u hef, consciously/unconsciously u categorized them.

Guy 1
obviosuly u like him la… kalau tak suka buat pa kawan kan? u are very comfortable wif him. u can lepak and have good laughs at mamak sampai 2,3 pagi, layan tgk bola, main pool, talk to him for hours on the fon, share funny stories and can take each others lucah jokes, he gives u advice when your mom scold you coz u…coz u….mmm buli your lil bro, he gives u shoulder to cry when yer friends caught ur then bf (now ex) comolot baiikk punyaa ngan awek mana ntah kat zouk (contoh…), he keeps you company when u need to stay up till 4am coz u hef to reseat for your econometrics paper (contoh lagi…). he knows almost everything about u. and vice versa. he understands u very well. and vice versa. kirenye, kawan dengan dia sbb mmg dia best untuk dijadikan kawan.

Guy 2
u like him. but he likes u more. he treat u like a princess, listen to watever u’ve got to say, in a way u like him bcoz its hassle-free, u set the rule, he obey (ah ah ah)…senang nak kawan. n if u need any favor from him, u know that he CONFIRM to be there for u, tak kira hujan, panas,jem,tsunami… bak kata org tua2, org memberi kita merasa? dah org buat baik…kita pun layan baik … bottom line u like him bcoz he treats u very (very) well.

Guy 3
u like him. u really like him. u really REALLY like him. u guys can talk, hang out, go shopping, tgk wayang, makan2, obviously u suka bangat sama ini mamat. at the same time u know, its almost impossible for you to be in relationship wif him. may be becoz dia dah ada gf, may be bcoz u think he’s too good for u (ensem sgt ke,kaye sgt ke, glamer sgt ke) may be bcoz dia anak Sultan Kelantan (y Kelantan? dont ask plz.), may be bcoz not from the same backround (lain religion, bangsa, etc..), may be becoz he is Hans Isaac (berangan jap), or may be bcoz u know he’s just not your parents type (anak yg baik… restu ibu bapak penting) but u really like this guy, like TOTALLY (mcm gedik gitu)

Guy 4
u’ve been friends wif him since forever. may be bcoz he’s yer kazen ke, yer neighbour ke, family friends ke. so u guys mmg baik. stock membesar bersama sama la ni.

Guy 5
he’s gay. thats y ure comforable wif him bcoz u tak payah la nak cover2 sgt. n u can treat him like one of the girls. n u know that he will never like u in that way. sgt lah comfortable.

Situation :

Guy 1/2/3/4/5 wants you to be his girlfriend (dengan intention untuk dijadikan wife la… bukan stock geli2 ye…)

My Reaction:

Guy 1 - gelak. gelak guling2 dulu, sampai muka dia berubah, then i wud say yes. well eventhough i have to take the risk of losing a bestfriend if our relationship falls apart later. but, i will surely give him us a chance.

Guy 2 - reason reason reason. i will give him all sort of reasons. bcoz i know, i like him not becoz of the man he is, but bcoz what he has done or given me. so untuk tidak mengecilkan hati org yg mmg baik dengan kita, pilihlah reason yg agak logic. note for guys: if girls yg mmg dah stable, meaning that dah abis blaja, dah keje, dah ok la… said no dengan menggunakan reason ‘Tak Ready’ that is just crap. she’s just not into u. sorry. we are cruel ( dan korang pun ape kurangnyeee..)

Guy 3 - God. i need oxygen. i need to breath. help help help. wat? wat? wat? wat shud i say? No? NOOOOOOOO. (rugi sialsss) YES?(boley ke?) oh goodddd… i dunno. i go refer to Guy 1 and my other girlfriends.

Guy 4 - alamak. tak rase cam sumbang mahram ke? i cant say No, becoz it will hurt him. kalau kazen tu, agak NO la jawapan dia, but if no pertalian saudara yg dekat, i wud say Yes.

Guy 5 - gelak. but at the same time, terasa seperti gempak. sebab berjaya mengembalikan seorang gay ke jalan yg benar. will i care about his past? of course i care, but as long as he forgives himself for that, i will except him. one condition, no lembut2 mak nyah punya style ok. kena macho. n bak kata hasna, bukan satu dunia la tau dia gay. kalau mak aku pun tau dia gay, tak dapek la den nak nolong.

QUESTIONS:

Apekah cara paling proper to react for the above situations? (wah reaction can plan meh?) Sometimes we do get terperangkap di dalam situasi2 yg tak diduga begini. Off guard gitu…

Do you group your guy friends as Group-Di Boleykan Kawin and Group-Dont Even Think About It. coz, i did!(used to la… now sorang je.heh. sungguh kenterl)

P/S: mak ai… bapak panjang entry aku. qadho sbb lama tak post.

i’ll make it short :
1) i left my sister’s house at 8.15am
2) i arrived in Alor setar at 10.30pm

What happens in between..?? Please refer to the sequence of picture..

Details:-
i) Location - Behrang
ii) Cost - RM900.00 ( demmit!)
iii) What i learnt
- not to drive as fast and furios anymore..
- i can now identify each and every parts in my car engine
- my car is still a malaysian made car, which i think actually can’t handle my driving style.
- even if i changed my timing belt according to schedule, i have to change the bearing for the belt as well. ( which i have no idea that we have to do that)
- i wanna be a dumb blonde who knows nothing about car, and yet have somebody to think on behalf of me. boleh tak? nak kene kawin ngan mekanik aa cam nih!!!
- my boy REALLY knows when to ask for my attention… ( seb baik time tgh ade cash dlm bank.. )
- that i am calm and composed when handling panic/bad situation

p/s: semlm aku drive 100km/hr kat highway alor setar ke penang, and yet.. aku terlanggar kon sket.. sbb org PLUS bodoh letak kon, tapi tak der pantulan cahaya.. and on the fast lane, because one lorry was stalled at the fast lane.. actually 4 kon pertama org dah langgar terpelanting kat tepi jalan.. aku langgar kon yg kelima.. tapi pon dah terbalik dah.. baru aku langgar.. seb baik aku selamat..

U ols,

Been madly busy these few days. So tomorrow’s the day.

No..I’m not getting married. (Alaa..mesti korg tak ingat aku nk kawen punye)

but I’M OFF TO US-of-A, Y’ALL!!!

I’m getting a boobbutt job and liposuctions here n there. So nantikan kepulangan daku lagi 2 minggu yer kawan2. Gonna miss uuu.

And to my ‘colleagues’,
Enjoy our PAYday. U earn it bebehs.

Dear Mister Wira Sedan kaler Biru,

We met this morning. You honked. So loud. So long. It lasted 3 whole second. My ears. It hurts. My temper. Exploded.

I hope we do not work in the same company. I hope we don’t park in the same bay. I hope we won’t meet today, or tomorrow, or next month. Ever.

I don’t memorize plate numbers that well. You?

Dear Mister Wira Sedan kaler Biru,
Have a nice day. Have two nice days, in that case. Cause you stole mine.

p/s: comments are disabled. No need to komen2. No need to add more spice to my already stolen day. Appreciate your understanding. Muah.

1) Hassan Merican / Pak Lah
reason: - nak tanya diorang, nape walaupun Malaysia one of the largest oil producer in the world, kita tak jugak kaya2 macam Saudi Arabia/Brunei etc. sepatutnya, bila world nye oil price naik, we should melompat kegumbiraan, sebab Petronas = negara manyak untung. ini tidak, bila harga minyak naik, segala benda jugak nak naik. tapi gaji tak naik selari dengan harga minyak. kalau tanak naik gaji, jangan la naik harga minyak. i need strong explanation on this.

2) Wahid (CEO TM)
reason: - nak tanye dia, nape lambat sangat release bonus kawan2 aku.

3) Siti Nurhaliza
reason: - nak cakap kat dia, im very proud of her. walaupun aku bukan peminat, but i have to admit tat she is one of the most successfull entertainer in the country. tak kisah la ape org nak kata, dia pakai bomoh ke, pandai berlakon ke, family berlagak ke, cakap english tunggang langgang ke, hape ke, yg penting dia yg berjaya n ada duit juta2. makin cun pulak tu…

4) ref game Liverpool,Chelsea (semi champions league)
reason: nak cakap kat dia ‘HOI! KO BUTA KE APE? Boh Alip Doh betul!!!!’ lantak aaaa dia faham ke tak, yg penting aku puas!(tapi mmg tak nampak pun….)

5) Inul- penyanyi dangdut Indonesia
reason: nak tanya, camane siot dia boley golek sampai macam tu sekali. kan dia terkenal dengan gelek gerudi. kan bags? ( ah ah ah kantoi disitu ) tak rasa nak terkeluar pinggang ke?

6) hasna
reason: nak tanya, apa mamat tu (ala…mamat yg last day of work nak jumpa hg sorang saja tuu..) cakap kat hang? dia ajak kawin ka???!!!

7) Dr Incubus
reason: to tell him, i love u the same. NO MATTER WHAT. (idiot).

and last but not least

9) Afdlin Shauki and Salleh Yaacob
reason: nak berkenalan boley? ah ah ah