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-idle mode = no ideas-
please browse thru our fotopages in the mean time.. sbb skang aku rase aku agak bz skang nih.. semlm siap jadik pengerusi majlis, satu hari aku tak mkn sbb nervous.

Inspired.

Gonna take more n more n more picture at Penang this weekend. Weird, cool, sexy, pretty, funky & goth pics.

Hasna, hang jadik model aku oke. Wear your Kelly Wong glasses eh?

Org KT, nanti bebile pose jadik model aku eh? hee

lewat suatu petang….

dia cakap, ‘mane ko lg sayang’
dia tanya, ‘aku ke ***s?’
dia ketawa, ‘ahahhahahhaha’

aku cakap, ’soalan membunuh betul ko ni’

dia cakap, ‘nyeh nyeh’

aku tanya, ‘ko nak ke aku sayang ko lebih darik aku sayang ***s?’
aku tanya lagi, ‘ko nak???’

dia fikir, ‘hmm’
dia jawab, ‘nak!’

aku cuba meng’divertkan’ attention kepada topic lain yg lebih ‘make sense’ tetapi….

dia tanya lagi, ‘anyway, sape ko lg sayang.. aku ke ***s?’
dia menggesa, ‘cepat!’

——-the end——–

betul la, ko mmg tak make sense,

first and foremost, is there any of our silent reader( kalau pon ade silent reader laa kan, sbb kalau tak silent tuh yg lelain sumer aku dah tahu tader) who posses the CCNA (cisco certified network associate)?

because i am having this not so huge problems, but yet i do not have the proper solution to it.. or more correct, no proper explanation.

problem 1 = solved!

citer 1:
ari tuh, aku baru balik kerje dlm around kul 7.30 kot.. kire remang remang senja laa nih… cam biler bawak kete.. nampak tak nampak sgt laa kan.. and aku mmg jenis yg tak beraper nak suke bukak aircond, so mase tuh aku bukak tingkap laa.. elok nak sampai dah rumah aku… mmg nak belok kanan dah.. tetibe aku dengar bunyi cam tayar kete aku tindih something… and serentak … isk.. mmg seriyessly lah serentak.. ade bunyi budak menangis meraung kuat sgt… tapi seperti biase.. aku buat tak dengar jer laa..

so.. aku masuk laa parking… belom sempat aku bukak pintu kete.. aku nampak sorang budak lari dtg kat aku.. pas tuh die cakap

” pacik pacik … adik tuh nangis sbb fhalfhsafhalfnaslfnslfalfa”

aku jadik cam ha?? pacikk? budak nangis?? haa? tak kan aku tindih anak kucing org kot.. selalu aku tindih kucing mak aku or anjing tgh jalan jek…
sbb aku cam terbangak bangak sgt.. budak tuh pon ulang lagi sekali..

” kak kak, (seb baik die panggil kakak setelah perasan keayuan aku), adik tuh nangis sbb kakak tindih KAYU dia”

ya allah, boleh ? sbb aku tindih kayu die tgh main kot.. die nak menangis meraung raung cam tuh…terus aku cakap, ( aku rase dgn penuh garang sekali!)

” eh, yg kayu dia pi duduk tgh jalan tuh sapa letak?”

ahahahah.. terus budak kecik tuh lari.. ahahaha.. isk.. tak kuase aku nak melayan budak cenggitu.. kayu die ke kete aku yg bayar roadtax ha? kot kalau betul aku tindih anak kucing, mau jugak aku nak tolong pujuk belikan aiskrim ker.. nih takat kayu yg boleh di carik ganti..

patah tumbuh hilang berganti…
aku ade byk masalah lain lagi!

..in no particular order:-

1) To window-shop at KLCC after work. And eat at the food court. Unlike dulu kala, walking alone feels so not right.
2) To have another round of nasi beryani lauk ayam kampung goreng, kedai KakLeen. Kat fudcot KLCC ade. Sape nk teman?
3) A visit to KT.
4) More money for my trip to Penang this weekend. Sgt-lah broke sekrg ni.
5) A mynews.com store in my new office building for my sudden urge for KinderBueno.

…

Kadang2, aku agak kesian dengan kawan2 rapat aku yg akan terbangak-bangak bila aku,hasna, maiz n koala mula cakap loghat utara. aku rasa aku paham perasaan korang. coz, me myself akan terbangak bangak when my sis in-law n her kroni mula cakap kelantan ( me n my bro refer it as cakap german) So today, aku akan listkan basic words yg selalu digunakan dalam percakapan seharian orang utara.

sat = sebentar
dan = sempat
awat = kenapa? why?
mai = datang/mari
kelmarin = yesterday (not the day before yesterday)
semalam = last night (not yesterday)
celuih = muat
ghalit = leka
mangkit = bangun
hingaq = bising
dok = sedang melakukan sesuatu. contoh ayat ‘ ermie dok bergayut talipon dengan org KT’
tempek = tampal
kona = corner
segak = cantik, yg selalunya digunakan untuk perempuan. contoh ayat, ‘amboi hasna, segaknya hang pakai skirt hari ni”
juruih = siram
tirai = curtain / langsir (jangan sebut langsir as langsiaq, tu dah jadik benda lain)
gulai = hanya untuk kari. bukan untuk masak lemak, masak kuning, masak pedas etc. kari only. and jangan tanya aku kenapa mee kari tak jadik mee gulai atau karipap tak jadik gulaipap.
ikan temenung = ikan kembung
tokua = tauhu
kacang lendiaq = bendi
buah nyok = buah kelapa

untuk sebarang pertanyaan atau inginkan penerangan yg lebih detail mengenai topic diatas , jangan segan silu untuk msg/email/sms/talipon aku k??

P/S: for guys, if you’re trying to woo a kedah girl by using kedah slang, hentikanlah usaha murni korang tu. agak turn off sebenarnye…. but, if you r already in a relationship wif one, u better learn all these words. memudahkan komunikasi di masa hadapan.

Venue : Bumbu Bali, Puchong Indonesia
Time : 2 days after D-day, 8pm, Y2005
Attendees : B-day gal, Ermie, Sheyna, Mimis, Anis, Bags, and Amir Imran Bachek.

Kami ( = Ermie+Sheyna ) bagi Maiz hadiah best. Diimport khas dari Paris. Illustrasi sebenar di tepian jalan di Kota Paris, kota terromantis di dunia.
Saya ( = Ermie ), tukang beli kek yang tercomel di dunia. Span kek dan aising geli2 lelangit dihiasi patung PowerPuffGurl pink+strawberry pucat+pokok tropika.
Kami ( = semua yang hadir ) had a good time guessing when will all the durians meruntuhi kami.

Untuk kamu2 yang tak mai ( sebarang alasan tidak diterima ), saksikanlah foto-foto pada majlis berkenaan.

Penutup : Maiz berucap, dan kami( = Mimi+Ermie ) naik kete baru Maiz, Maarof namanya. Sgtla hensem. Sorry no picture. Maarof is mine.

yesterday,
i was driving to work and listening to era, however, their morning topics has somehow spoilt my mood.
the deejay was asking about what is the suitable age for people to get married. OK, i am not disturbed about the marriage thingy, but just the answer that was coming in.. mostly, they suggested that guys get married after 25 yrs old, but for ladies… most of them answer 18 to 21 is the most suitable time…

i was like.. aiyooo.. howlaa deyyy.. 18 is like rite after SPM? OK, 21 may be rite after diploma, tapii.. mmg sebenarnyer pomwan tak yah blajar tetinggi ker aa? dok umah tunggu org pinang.. eh.. ker mmg era listener pada mase itu adalah semua wanita yg tak bekerjaya laa kot kan.. sbb org cam aku, tak der nye mase nak call radio station sbb tgh sebok memandu ke tempat kerje.. ke sbb aku dengar tuh dah kire the last 10 minutes of the discussion, seblom tuh ada org jawab jawapan yg logik sket.. ?

i am not worried about people who married young, it is their personal choice, suke hati laa kan, bukannyer menyusahkan aku, but, i do not like the overall society perception that women has to marry at a very young age, or else they will be considered as anak dara tak laku, memilih sgt.. etc.. etc.. walaupon sebenarnyer in realiti, abih degree kalau 4 yrs nyer course dlm umur 23.. kerje sethn due sbb nak kumpul duit, jadik dah umur 25.. (unless ler kalau mak bapak mmg kaye raye, kawin di tanggung 100%, or dapat bf kaye raye juge, yg kawin tanggung 100% juge.. boleh ler kawin memude..)

may be this is also one of the reason aku jarang dengar era pepagi, sbb selalunyer topik discussionnyer mmg agak saiko sket.. ntah cemaner semlm terlayan pulak.

p/s: idup xfresh fm ( walaupon aku rase dedejay jantanz die agak bapuk sket).. aku kat tepeng nih.. siaran radio tak clear, seb baik bilik ade internet.. dah aa tv pon tader, kalau tak mati kutu gak aah.. tak kan ank gi layan pondan taman tasik kot.. ahahahah..

This is the one and only thing that i love about my trip to East Coast.

Kedai Kopi Hai Peng

Terletak di tengah tengah Pekan Chukai, aku rase takde tempat lain yg lebey happening korang boley pergi kalau dah sampai kat Chukai. Menu wajib try kat situ adalah semestinya kopi ais yg sgt kawww n charcoal toasted bun. mmg sedap n lazat n murah!!! citer byk pun tak guna, korang kena try sendiri.

tapi, aku dengar citer, untuk menapis kopi , diorang menggunakan panty hose perempuan (perempuan la kan, takkan laki pakai kot.). mungkin itulah rahsian ke’power’an kopi kat situ. harap2 la bukan used punya.

Kepada pencinta2 kopi sekelian,if you havent go to this place, plz masukkan dalam agenda percutian anda selepas ini ke Kemaman. Kepada korang2 yg tinggal kat Kerteh/Kemaman/Chukai (read: Pam, Bigg, n Chai) untung la korang hari2 boley lepak situ kannn (jeles)

Kalau nak try stuffed crab yg agak sedap rasanya, singgah la ke Restaurant Tong Juan. Dekat Chukai jugak, harga dia boley tahan murah, tapi kalau korang bawak mat salleh makan kat situ, terus double price dia.

P/S: Dulu aku kureng berkenan ngan apa2 yg berkaitan ngan negeri2 pantai timor. Ha, skrang amik kau, at least 2 bulan skali kena pi sana. n i kinda like the place, n the food… and the people,kot. and if diorang tau aku from kedah, antara soalan2 wajib lepas itu.. ooooo mu maghi kedoh, dekak gurunG ke?

Last night, i was shopping at Gurney Plaza, mase tgh try baju at the fitting room, tetibe my sister called and asked me to call her back (typical la nih.. mmg org ingat aku kerje phone company, tepon free la konon)

so i called her back.. i thought there are important things that she needed to tell me.. ade kapal terbang terhempas ker.. rupenyer she wanted to tell me that my niece ( syifa, who is in standard two ) has received a love letter from a classmate. ahahaha.. tergelak aku sekejap..

Isi Kandungan surat :

surat untuk syifa,

Korie

*seb baik aku kat Padini, kalau tak mau aku gelak berguling jugak aahh.. *

antara excerpt conversation between my sister and syifa

sis : abih tuh, lepas kakak (syifa) bace, kakak buat aper?
syifa: kakak tanye die, doboh nih aper?
sis : die cakap aper ..?
syifa: doboh tuh bodoh

*laaa.. eja pon tak betul lagi dah antar surat cinta? padai = Pandai*

syifa : die pesan soh kakak siimpan surat die
sis: kakak simpan tak?
syifa : ntah laa mummy, kekdg kakak lupe kakak buang, kekadang kakak koyak..

* dah banyak rupernyer die dapat surat cinta… and sungguh tak romantik anak sedare aku nih*

So i think it is cute to receive a love letter in schools.. and the boy has the courage to write and actually dah pandai jeles..
and why aaa all the big boys never write any love letter/notes?

and should i hit a panic button now that my niece received a love letter while i don’t? ahahahah..

anyway, have any of you guys receive any love letter in schools? Is there any interesting stories? i know that ermie gave her teacher a Valentines Card once, rite?