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uishh.. patut ler susah sgt nak mengorat jejantanz.. ahahah.. tapi nak mengorat gay pon tak dpt jugak.. adakah mungkin patut mengorat pomwan?

ada satu scenario yg terjadik sebentar tadik.. and make me wonder…

i went out to have lunch with HE who cannot be named. So, as usual, i was driving my beloved KayBeBee, he is beside me..

pas tuh.. ade sekumpulan aweks dekat tepi jln, tgh tunggu bas kot.. then HE said

“yang tuh lawa..”

so, aku dgn sepantas kilat pon glance laa kat awek awek tuh.. and said

“isk.. mana ada lawa ponnn.. tak lawa lah”

and HE replied

” lawa laa kaler biru tuhh..”

aku jadik cam .. huh? awek maner lak kaler biru, by then aku dah terlepas laa awek awek tuh.. aku tgk kot side mirror jer laa.. sekali.. nak tau aper yg kaler biru kat tepi jalan tuh.. honda jazzz… terus aku gelakkk sensorang dgn terbahak bahak.. at that time, HE doesn’t understand what i was laughing about.. setelah di clarify.. mmg betul laa die tunjuk kete tepi jln.. aper kejadahanyer aku tgk awek awek tuh pon aku tatauuuu..

“Disclaimer: The contents of this entry may caused the reader to have different (awful) perception on married woman . If you are not open enough about sex and money, please DO NOT read. I repeat, DO NOT READ. The writer has NO wat so ever intention to convert this blog into some cheap-porn-story discussion room, this is a true life story that do happened in marriage. Please, wake up and smell the coffee.”

*Nama sebenar tuan punya cerita terpaksa dirahsiakan.

*kak zett’s, the beautiful 30 something engineer, married to a successful n charming businessman and has 4 beautiful beautiful kids.

One beautiful afternoon, not so long ago, in Kak Zett’s Merc E320…. tis conversation took place.

I heran la kak zett, every month budget i slalu lari, dulu faham la, sbb kat SCB gaji mmg kecik. now gaji dah lain pun, ngam ngam cam tu jugak.

Na…time u tak kawin memang la camtu. Dulu waktu i bujang pun camtu jugak. Duit slalu je abis. Tapi, bila u dah kawin nanti, senang simpan duit tau.

Huh? how la kak zett? Bukan ke bila dah kawin lagi banyak expenses u. dah ada baby lagi la teruk, pastu ke p slimming programme lagi, nak hantar anak pi Smart Reader la, nak p family holiday lagi, mcm bil2 lagi. kawin org kaya ke???

haa… tu la. u tak tahu. buat macam i. waktu awal2 kawin, kitorang dah buat agreement, everytime we make love, he will pay me.

HUH????? (aku mmg dah stock tekejut beruk gegile punya)

I charge him, sekali RM50.

wat???? satu kali ke, satu malam ni kak zett?

Satu kali la…penat la aku kalau satu malam RM50. pastu kalau Blo*Job, double.

ah.. ah..ah… (kalau aku boley guling2 lam keter dia dah lama aku guling) betul ke ni kak zett? ah ah ah

Betul la. You gelak la. You tau tak, i tak pernah sekalipun guna duit tu. Now after 13 years of marriage, dah berpuluh ribu tau duit i tu. ehehehehehe (gelak malu2 plak makcik nih sorang)

ah ah ah (dah gelak tak cover punya) but kak zett, camne husband u bayar duit tu? tiap2 bulan masuk acct ke?

eh..mana boley tiap2 bulan, nanti lost count. dalam laci kitorang, ada envelope labeled ‘Service Fund’. so every week, husband i akan masukkan duit dalam tu la.

‘Service Fund’??? classic gileeeee!!!! ah ah ah

ye la..takkan kitorang nak tulis ‘Fu*k Money’ kot. kang kantoi plak ngan anak2.
pastu Na, u kena la pandai nego, kalau service baik, dia bagi la extra.

omigod!omigod!omigod! (dah merah padam muka aku time ni)

Kata kak zett lagi,diorang buat agreement ni selain drpd meng’spice-up’ kan diorang punya sex life, in a way, husband tak pegi ‘cari makan’ kat luar. kalau dia dah spent so much on u for sex, mana la ada duit extra lagi to pay for hooker or to invest on another woman kannn… n the husband akan appreciate kita lagi. ye la, macam barang free, org tak pedulik. bila dah kena bayar, pandai2 la dia jaga.

True. Very True.

last nite, went out with my cousin di satu maple yg agak terkenal. so.. mase tgh berjalan… i somehow noticed my fren ( Mr. He-Is-Always-Right-About-Everything ) was there too with his girlfriend.
so, as an introduction to what i am going to foolishly do now, here’s the situation :

it was quite some time that we didn’t talk to each other, i like to think that is because of no particular reason, just some friends that drift apart because lack of things in common. But i guessed in reality, may be because the last time we did talk, we had A LOT of different opinion. so instead of putting up an argument with me having no chance of winning ( YES, like ermie quoted in her previous entry, it was nice to have people agreeing to my point of view…eheheh), i just try to avoid him. me avoiding him just involve me not calling him. ( read: we don’t see each other ) and somehow, may be the feeling is mutual, he didn’t call me either. so, OK, that is not the story here. the important things is i don’t feel like seeing him or talking to him for now.

so, mmg mase tuh just buat tak nampak die.. but me being me, i always like to share news with my frens, so, here i am, just after less than 2 minutes duduk kat kerusi tu, belom pon sempat panas bontot, terus amik HP and tulis SMS :

“eh, aku nampak ********, tapi aku berdoa bagi dia tak nampak aku, baik ko tolong aminkan gak doa aku nih”
that sms was meant to be sent to ermie, so aku pon terus select number from address book and click ’send’.
tetibe aku terperasan aku tak tak pilih number ermie.. aku pilih number lainn……. dalam keadaan panik yg amat sgt, i tried to click cancel.. but instead message sent appear.

” ur msg has been sent to ******”

i was like wtf! naper laa aku suke terbuat bende cam nih.. and guessed to whom i sent that sms, to HIM. YES, to Mr. He-Is-Always-Right-About-Everything
*sigh*
aku malu yg AMAT SGT!!!!!! terus rase terkeras kat kerusi tuh.. tatau nak buat aper.. nak lari rase cam kene lalu balik table die.. nak sembunyi.. cam org tak cukup ramai lak nak kaver.. so duduk dendiam jer kat kerusi.. tak pusing maner dah.. hoping that somehow celcom is unreliable and actually that msg was not sent to him. But that is not the case.

and he replied back my sms :

” dah nampak dah……”

i was like.. omigod! so.. i did reply back his sms with a very big laugh to cover back my a**.

“ahahahah, aku malu yg amat sgt nih, baik jgn dtg tegur aku, kalau tak aku lari sembunyi. Buat apa kat sini? ade kursus ke?”
and terus tukar topik. (attempt yg tak berapa nak berjaya di situ.) tapi die reply balik sms tuh cam ok jek.. normal sahaja.. so kami pon bersms. tapi die mmg tak dtg tegur aku and bile aku blah, die pon dah tader kat meja tuh.. tapi.. sungguh laah malu! i have no idea what he think of me mase tuh.. may be die just ingat aku kuar ngan somebody and tanak jumpe die ker.. or aku mmg poyo. apa pon Sungguh MALU kerana sms itu!

p/s: sheyna, aku tau hang akan kata aku poyo gila sbb lari dari org kan?? patutnya aku berlagak macho .. ahahah.. nak buat camna.. addicted to drama.. but at least i manage to reply back the sms and continue sms dgn bersahaja! (walaupon tak sanggup nak pi tegur balik die and dlm mase terdekat nih malu kot nak tgk muka dia)

Disbbkan akak kite sorg tu tak kasik komen kat entry die..sile-silelah komen di sini iye kawan2.

My comments are:

Memule nk komen -> Pasal nape tak boleh komen, Hasna? Ape strategi yang ko cuba praktikkan ni? Ade maksud tersirat ke? Mungkin yang tersurat ialah mmg seantero dunia tau whatever comes out from your mouth should and MUST be replied by, “Yes, Queen Hasna. You’re absolutely correct about that”.

Disebabkan style ko ni tetibe ala2 nak menaikkan isu ni kan, kak Nam oke, haruslah maknenye you refuse to receive any comments, which you are very sure you gonna hate nor refuse to know and refuse to even being mentioned, let alone discussed on the Net. Komen2 yang berupe camne tu, Hasna? Can we, fellow blogmates and also readers, be it actively involved or those few yang silent readers tu main teka-teki? Bleh ka? Bleh la kan. Tak bleh pon lantakla aku nak teka jgk. Peduli ape aku.

Tekaan Pertama : U’re attracted to a guy which later u found out he’s gay.
Tekaan Kedua: A guy friend who you’re close with, but you’re not emotionally attached, thinks you’re not attractive at all, but you do think he’s attractive, in a way.
Tekaan Ketiga: -tooo0t- *Dah type dh. Tp tetibe aku rase mcm ZaasSs sgt plak comment aku. Kang merajok lak ko ngan aku Hasna*

Maybe it’s got nothing to do with the article. Maybe you’re just fed up there’s no entry from any of us so you create sort of a diversion to us from our real life to pay some attention to this blog. Good move. It works. As you can see, I’m typing an entry here, honey.

Other than commenting you, for not allowing us to comment, I do have some comments on your entry and the article itself.

Nape plak aa we cannot be friends with someone who we find attractive? I do have a lot of guy friend, who I am not emotionally attached at all, but I think they’re kinda attractive, and quite a catch. Ramai lagi tu. Cumanya the emotional factor does not and will not appear between us because of maybe there’s no chemistry (more specific, love chemistry), or he prefers singkong while I prefer keju or maybe you find it awkward to manje2 with him. I even t-r-i-e-d(cube biase2 je.takdela telangkai sgt) to meet these guys up with my single friends, tp diorg ni ade tu aku ckp je nk ajak kekwn aku sekali pengecut. Telor peram kat reban ke ape. Tak sosial langsung, peh. An most of jejantanz yg lelain tu are already attached, so takde keje sgt la kan kalo aku try to robohkan rumahtangga org.

So my statement here is…

I can and able to be friends with people who I myself find attractive, but I am not at all attracted to them.

Get it? Paham tak?

Attractions varies and are too subjective to be discussed. For example, I find M.Nasir an attractive guy. But do I want to have a fling or some hanky-panky with him? No way. No thanks. Eh jap. Eh btol tanak, because he’s a celebrity. Kosser la nak share2 ni. But we might be very good friends one fine day. *Berangan*

Ala byk keje so kene brenti menceceh. So selamat meNgomen u owll..!!

IF A MAN FINDS YOU ATTRACTIVE YOU CANNOT BE FRIENDS

Many women want to argue this point and say things like ” I have lots of guy friends.” Maybe. There are exactly 3 cases Intellectual Whores has identified whereby a guy and a girl can be friends:
-The guy is gay
-The guy does not find you attractive.
-The guy already has a woman much higher than you on the ladder ( meaning : die ade syok kat org lain laa kan..)

i extracted this things from the web page refered by DZ if i’m not mistaken..
i totally agree with this theory.. so true.
kwn kwn lelaki aku ade mmg masuk dlm the three specified theory.. (eh.. gay tader kot .. ). but may be ade additional point - the guy is actually trying to get one of ur girlfriends? heh.

My current favourite morning tune

Wouldn’t It Be Nice - by Beach Boys

Wouldn’t it be nice if we were older
Then we wouldn’t have to wait so long
And wouldn’t it be nice to live together
In the kind of world where we belong

You know its gonna make it that much better
When we can say goodnight and stay together

Wouldn’t it be nice if we could wake up
In the morning when the day is new
And after having spent the day together
Hold each other close the whole night through

Happy times together we’ve been spending
I wish that every kiss was neverending
Wouldn’t it be nice

Maybe if we think and wish and hope and pray it might come true
Baby then there wouldn’t be a single thing we couldn’t do
We could be married
And then we’d be happy

Wouldn’t it be nice

You know it seems the more we talk about it
It only makes it worse to live without it
But lets talk about it
Wouldn’t it be nice

Good night my baby
Sleep tight my baby

Can’t figure out how the song goes? It’s Cadbury’s advert’s background song. Tak sure if the advert is still on air ke tak lagi skrg ni.

I’m too lazy to do the calculation. -8hours ka +8hours kaa…wutever it is..It’s 12 Feb 05..annnddd

IT’S BABED’S BIRTHDAYY!!

Happey 25th Baberto Carlos. Have a nice one abroad. Go yank some booze and go club-hopping. Get naked and run around under the moon. Pay a visit to the fortune teller and ask her watsup. Rent a Halloween costume and play ghost. Plant a bomb at his(ke her?) office and become world’s most-wanted. Wutever your plans are…HAVE A BLAST BEBEH!

Sheyna and Hasna would like to add: (ermie, kiteorg tambah entry ko nih! but actually only sheyna’s writing since Hasna tgh bz..)

Date: 12 February 2005
Time: midnite (woohhoooo..bday babed)
Venue: Starbucks Coffee, Menara Gurney

yeahhhh..its little bird’s bday! n we( Koala, Hasna n Sheyna) tgh celebrate her bday here in Penang! siap ada kek lagi tu bed. We wish u best of luck, selamat panjang umur dan murah rezeki ya darling?

Today for the first time in 7 years (dh 7 tahun aku(sheyna) berhijrah ke negeri org) aku makan breakfast kat luar wif PAMA, ayah, chaq, amal, anis n azrien. we had roti canai @ Jalan Dato’ Kumbar and its only 6 kupang per piece. murah kan? but yg pelik if tapau, there will be extra charges for kuah. apa punya marketing strategy la dey… but we had fun. i mean breakfast wif the whole family, how often can u get tis? ok la… korang yg dok wif family lain aaaaa.

Then after breakfast , i met my schoolmates Mek n Dr Fit. we had fun chatting n gossiping. org ni kawin, org ni dapat anak…org tu dah bercerai (cerai???) haiiyyooohhh…. but one thing i realize is their cars. most of my frenz who work here in Kedah can afford to buy non-Malaysia car. Mek driving Civic, Dr Fit just bought Fiat Punto and others ada yg bawak Spectra, Aveo tak de satu pun yg bunyi Satria, Wira or Kelisa. tu untungnya dok kat kampung wif family. umah tak yah bayar, makan murah n pastu tak de tempat untuk pegi menghabiskan duit (read: karaoke, pool) its easier for them to save money. sebulan buleh simpan at least 1K tu beb. aku Rm100 sebulan pun agak terseksa. adduuhhhh…

After lunch me , hasna n koala bertolak p penang… pearl of the orient (btoi kan?) hasna need to buy something for tat somebody, koala pulak boring dok perlih kot n me my ultimate mission to penang is nak online kat starbucks. saiko dak aku? ah ah ah

sampai penang around 6pm. we took almost 3 hours from alor setar nak sampai Gurney. ramai btoi org dtg penang. our first stop is Gurney Drive. yeah..its makan time! we had pasembor, char keow teaw and air tebu. best best best!
then p Gurney Plaza.. (who the hell is tis Gurney anyway??? Henry Gurney kah?) shop shop shop. not me, hasna n koala. then after Gurney Plaza we planned nak shop kat Bt Feringhi (how to spell la dey?) but its already late n hujan. so we cancel n terus ke Starbucks. after tis we gonna hef roti nan n ayam tandoori at Kapitan. (betul lah ermie, nasib baik ko tak ikut aku balik Kedah, kalau tak mmg confirm tak muat pakai bj p wed tajol)

ok la… aku dah penat menype. nak join bebudak ni main cards pulak. (hasna writing: sheyna, konon nak join main kad, padahal ada kawan tuh call kan?)tomorrow morning morning aku bertolak balik ke KL

P/S: satu soalan, gajah boley berenang ke?

Date: 1 Muharam 1426 Hijrah/ 10 February 2005
Time: 12.35pm
Venue: Living Hall, Umah Hasna

apa aku buat kat umah hasna tengah hari buta ni? hhmmm… aku bosan. PAMA p makan kenduri, boring lah dok umah sorang2. so here i am. hasna + her parents + her sis n bro in-law + 3 beautiful nieces and nephew (Daniel is bz calling me Ma-Ma) and oh…Atikah. Hasna’s youngest sister, unlike her, Atikah is a good…GREAT cook. and i think now she’s studying something go to do wif cooking / hotel / chef..tat line lah.

May be Atikah got tat from her mom, Mak Tam. She’s superb!!! mmg sungguh pandai memasak. dulu2 kalau aku balik rajin jugak Mak Tam buat gulai ketam kat aku, but now she’s bz wif cucus kot.
Pak Tam pulak rajin bersembang, n everytime aku mai umah ni the first thing yg akan kluar dari mulut Pak Tam..”haa Shalina, mai makan mai…alaaa mai la makan. sedap ni Mak Tam masak” kadang2 aku konpius, takkan everytime aku mai umah ni is depa punya time makan kot? apa pun tis is my 2nd home in Taman Uda. meaning aku tak payah nak mandi before aku mai sini. buat ja cam umah sendiri.

Now im waiting hasna to get dress (aku sure sgt yg dia malas nak mandi). We’re going to hef lunch @ Pumpong. my fav place for nasik campoq in town. my fav menu: ikan keli/ketuka bakar, gulai ikan, lala sup, ulam (petai bakaq n pucuk gajus) + ayaq asam dia yg mmg super pedas, and teh ‘o’ ais. slluuurrrrrppppp. sedapnyaaaaa… so if you guys mai Loq Staq, jng lupa singgah ke Restoran Sri Pumpong @ Pumpong.

Last nite i went to Kuala Perlis for seafood. kedai tu mmg betoi2 tepi laut, takut jugak, mana tau..tetiba tsunami ka. we had ketam rebus, sotong celop tepung, udang pun celop tepung, and ikan bakar (ikan good good? ) after 2 pinggan nasik, 3 ekor ketam, countless udang n sotong, 1/4 of ikan bakar, i still hef some room for laksa.

After sending my PAMA home, me+hasna+maiz+mek+chai p lepak minum @ StarWalk. i dun really like tat place. but mek insist jugak2 nak minum kat tempat tu. so we chat chat n chat. then farid (mek’s fiance) singgah for about 2 minutes. then we continue chat chat chat till kul 12.30pm. its very very very rare to find a group of girls to hang out till tis hour in alor setar. but i think our parents know tat anak anak dara diorang ni tak hilang ke mananye… then after sending all the girls home (penat k jadik dreba!) its time for me to send myself home pulak. tetiba aku takut. eventhough jarak my house n hasna’s is quite near but … still scary lah. esp. my house area, dah la ke belakang, sunyi, gelap… so i hef to call a fren for company. thank u, u.

i will sambung later sbb aku dah benci dengan hasna yg asik menjengguk screen laptop dia ni… issssy. tak senang lah!

after reading bed’s entry on VD, (aku tak reti nak link ko nye blog, heh) rase teruja nak menulis about tis topic. (plus hasna dah bising aku lama tak buat entry, takut nanti dia kick aku from tis blog *hiks*)

i have never celebrated VD…
ok. aku tipu. i have once celebrate VD. but its not those candle light dinner thingy, wif red roses and all… its just a simple outing, watching some show. no I-Love-You-till-Death-Do-Us-Part watever crap. but we had good time. i guess.

but tu ceriter zaman mak nenek. and aku takde lah madly in love pun. so tak boley dikira.

My question here is , do we have to be in a relationship in order to ‘celebrate’ VD? I mean if you are in love wif someone, well…everyday is VD lah. Right?

In Islamic point of view pulak, kite tak boley nak celebrate VD because kalau tak silap aku lah kan.. back in berapa century ntah in Rome, tis day was originated to celebrate St Valentine’s ape ntah, a Catholic Bishop. So kalau kita celebrate VD sebab tujuan tu, kire dah salah la. sebab bercanggah dengan ajaran Islam n boley menggugat keimanan. ( i try really hard to menyusun ayat2 ini)

But sekarang ni, its more like a trend for couple to show their affectionate love on VD.(read: nak compare BF sape yg paling gempak) Time2 ni the girls will get together and trade stories, BF aku bawak dinner kat mana, bagi bunge ape n berapa puluh kuntum, dapat hadiah ape ..etc. Thank God kengkawan aku tak cam ni ( i luv u guys) kalau tak mmg depress lah aku sensorang.

But wat i do love about VD is the movies show on TV/cinema and also the selection of song on air. Esp. Mix FM. Dekat2 VD nih antara lagu fav diorang is Superwoman by Karyn White (nih antara lagu2 yg aku boley nyanyi kat karaoke, but memerlukan back up ermie jugak)

Movies…mmg best bangat! aku kan gile cerita romantic nangis2 ni… Aku still remember when i was 10 ker 11 ntah, TV3 ada tunjuk satu citer 70’s ni, Love Story on VD la. korang penah tgk tak? So, i was all xcited about nak watch the movie, so malam tu dah pack buku skolah, settle kerja rumah awal2 la. Citer tu tunjuk kul 10pm. Pukul 10 terpacak aku dok depan TV wif my mom. and suddenly abah aku dtg ….

abah: cerita apa ni?
me: Love Story. kakak kata besttttttt.
abah: masuk bilik. tidoq.
me: laa..cerita kan baghu nak start ni.
abah: masuk. tidoq.(dengan muka garangnyeeee..)
me: awat? awat kena tidoq? (air mata dah berlenang ni)
abah: (terus tutup TV)

So, for the first time in my life aku nangis dalam bilik sensorang on VD sebab tak leh tgk citer Love Story. Boley?

Back to my Q, do u hef to be in relationship to be wif someone on VD? For me, as long as tat person is someone u really care/like/admire n u sure u gonna hef a great time wif him/her, y not? In relation or not. smua tu blakang kire. so at least next year, u will remember ..ooooo,last year time VD aku kuar ngan mamat ni. ade benda la jugak nak ingat.

so for all u guys, yg will be goin out on VD, u guys hef a great time ya. n for those yg still rase macam, nak ajak tanak, nak ajak tanak, give it a shot la. dia nak ke tanak, tu kita pk kemudian. at least u try. tak rugi kan? malu sket2 je…

P/S: kengkawan…tadik lunch aku dah pi makan Tupai Tupai. best lah. sejuk… food pun sedap. tp ade satu benda je yg aku tak bekenan. ade ke patut satu corner tu diorang label ‘Miang-Miang Keladi Corner’. mati idup balik pun aku tak pi dok kat tempat tu.

skang aku tgh online using wifi kat starbucks@gurney hotel, FOC! walaupon dah tige thn aku keje kat Penang, this is the thing i never discovered.. ( may be sbb aku tak ler teringin nak online after 8 hours per day online kat office, sometimes more pon) nevertheless, rase agak cool dok kat starbucks ngan laptop kan! and tulis entry kat blog kan! ( sebenarnyer sungguh tader life kan? online pon balik balik bukak blog senderey)
eh.. tapi aku online pakai timezone ler.. tak yah nak patriotik dgn company senderey kalau dah bab FOC nih!

anyway, this song is for those who is on the cloud nine! * you know who u r

di bawah pohon asmara by jac

Ku berjalan, dibawah pohon asmara,
Berpura pura tak perasankan mu
cuba mengetuk pintu hati ku,
Kekasih ku,
Betapa kaki ku kayu kaku,
Oh bila saja kau menghampiriku
semakin laju degup jantung ku
Namun jgn nanti,
kau sangka ku tak mahu,
menuruti kata hati ku
yang suka kan mu,
jangan nanti,
dikau merubah hati
salah sangka serta berpaling
melupakan KU,
Kasih jgnla begitu

Usahlah terburu buru
atur langkah satu persatu
aku hanya terlalu malu
Untuk menyatakan Isi hati ku